Telepharmavangelism
(tell-a-farm-a-van-gelism)
found in the song “symptom finger” by the faint, a word that encomp-sses the vast market of quick fix drugs (weight-loss, anti-depressants, sleeping pills, etc.) found on television. the “symptoms” usually appear with the ad/commerical and commonly aren’t “real.”
– telepharmavangelist
1.
“they’re selling these great weight-loss pills on tv! they’ll even give you a free seven-day sample!”
“no, don’t get them. its just telepharmavangelism.”
2.
“man, thats a good telepharmavangelist! listening to him makes me want to buy the anti-depressants and make my life more full and joyful!”
3.
“you’ve got to get the sh-t they sell;
the pills that fix the way to feel.
now they’ve shown you what to get,
you feel it coming on.”
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