Telistubby


(adj.)- characterized by being notoriously short, corny and tubby (usually used to describe a female).
convo:
-” yo, dude i’m smashed right now. i’m going to go talk to that fat chick.”

– ” i’m gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly”

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