telocub
a telocub (also “telo cub” or “telo-cub”) is the reversal or inverse of “pedobear” (pedo bear, pedo-bear) where a minor stalks or s-xually har-sses or inappropriately touches an adult. could be mistaken for a form of attachment disorder or even aspberger’s syndrome. “telo-” is the prefix for adult or mature.
syn: telo cub, telo-cub
ant: pedobear, pedo bear, pedo-bear
the telocub thought her teacher was cute, so she hugged him …then held on for a bit longer…and the teacher felt a bit uncomfortable.
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