Temprament
the happy spot in a womans v-g-n- that releases joy and endorphins to the mosses and lichens of the world and creates peace and growth in deciduous forests around the globus. this spot can be made angry which causes flakes of ash to rain down on the heads of winkles and rip vans sleeping in ponds or oases.
slit: how is your temprament today?
siaz: it’s like a crutch for a plant. vestigal and tall.
paim: why is your temprament so hackneyed.
biaz: stew crawled into my v-g-n- bit off my upper utkat.
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