tempura chick
/ˈtɛmpərə chik/
noun
1. flaky j-panese woman dipped in horsesh-t sauce; superficially nice
word origin
from j-panese and english: literally “fried j-panese seafood girl”
kevin: hey miyu-san! what’s up?
miyu-san: hey. i’m listening jazz. it very popular in j-pan.
kevin: that’s cool, i like jazz. mostly lounge.
miyu-san: have you been new orleans? i wanna go so bad with my friends, i wish someone could take us!
kevin: yeah, i’ve been. say, since i’m moving in 3 weeks, let’s go 2 weekends from now. it’s one last time to see each other!
miyu-san: yes! that is great. it’s good idea. i wanna go!
next week
kevin: hey, i’ve been making plans for the trip. any ideas?
miyu-san: yeah. i wanna go this jazz lounge. make a reservation, please. oh. also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
kevin: nice, you are positive about going?
miyu-san: yeah. i cannot wait. and we want gin and tonic for car. can you?
kevin: haha,sure!
next week
kevin: miyu-san, i’m on my way to pick you guys up. i’ve been driving for an hour already, i’ll be there in thirty. i’ve got the gin!
miyu-san: oh. my dog wet the floor yesterday. i have to clean. and i’m fighting my roommate. i cannot go. and the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but i won’t say.
kevin: wh…what? miyu, are you serious?
miyu: it is okay. no need to feel sorry for us. we will go next weekend.
kevin: but.. the reservations.. and i’m moving next weekend..
miyu: it’s okay, don’t worry about us! we will be okay!
kevin: you stupid, flaky saigon wh-r-, i know you understand what you’re doing.
(googles “flaky j-panese”)
..ohh… she’s a tempura chick.
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