tent

bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the d-ck clearly shows from the result of an erection
look, he has a large tent in his shorts!
j-panese slang: when a fully clothed man has an erection, his friends may laugh, and some may call his organ a “tento mushi” (tent bug); others may also ask the below example with their tongue in their cheek.
“oi, tento o hatteru” (yo, you’re setting up your tent)?
what a man pitches in his back yard after his wife wh-r-s around.
you know that guy john? he totally had to pitch a tent. poor guy.
1.n. the plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. the plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase “pitching a tent”

3.n. a kind of abbreviation for tentacle s-x/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of p-rn
1. we slept in tents when we went camping.

2. tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (on /d/, an image board on 4chan) post more tents!
an interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.

the exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either s-x due to the covert nature in which it is employed.

common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping–ssociated terminology.
tents!
1.a portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.

2. the adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle s-x
1. when they went camping, they slept in a tent.

2. the summary for the story read “buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. -n-l, dp, humill, tent.
method for channeling rain through a sleeping bag
i hate that f-cking tent.