Text Tourettes
1. similar to the nuerological condition but occuring while texting, consisting of curse words or cursing more than usual while texting.
1a. text tourettes can also be proven when your predictive text will recognize more curse words than ordinary words due to your overuse of curse words.
vivi: hey how was your day?
jessica: dude this was the sh-ttiest day in f-#cking history. it started with this f-#cking as-hole cutting me off on the f-#cking freeway and almost f-#cking pushing my as- off the freeway.
vivi: i think you should get your text tourettes checked.
jessica: i know.
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