terard
a dyslexic r-t-rd.
terard – “?ahve ouy eesn ym tsapler”
counsler – “shut the f-ck up, b-tch or i’ll f-cking beat your face in with a hammer.”
when you try to call someone a r-t-rd, but you yourself are so r-t-rded that you cannot manage to form the word “r-t-rd” and call them a “terard” instead. therefore, to call someone a “terard” is the highest insult to their intellect.
“did you just try to buy marijuana from a cop?”
“yeah, so?”
“you’re terarded. you are the biggest terard i’ve ever seen.”
similar to calling someone a r-t-rd (as an insult), but even more insulting.
tom: -trips over chair- owwwww
harry: you terard, tom
tom:-runs off crying-
someone who is such a r-t-rd that you feel they don’t deserve the power of being called a r-t-rd.
guy 1: -trips over a coffee table-
guy 2: hahahaha!
innocent bystander: what a terard.
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