terd

noun; misspelling of “t-rd,” common among busters who look like willow.
you know that sound when a terd breaks the toilet water and dives deep?

that reminds me of you.
mispelling of “t-rd”. along the same lines as “rheatard”, “reetard”, “m-st-rb-t-“, and “your” when not used correctly in a sentence.
neglected pre-p-b-scent t-rds can’t spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
the substance that drops out of your -n-s and brings great relief. although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing
oh yea, i just terded
you terded
that was a most exellent terding session
the chocolate choo choo train
d-mn the chocolate choo choo came out my -ss
slang for b-ttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a b-ttered gl-ss. this quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of northern ireland, where it remains popular to this day. the gl-ss is lightly coated with a thin layer of b-tter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.
barkeep, a c-ke ‘terd my good man.
terd, unlike t-rd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. it is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. even more rare than the watery sh-t know as diarrhea or “fountain sh-t” as its known in my house. terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.
dad, which dish is for grandma?

the one with the terd in it.
terd is a reference to “small smelly annoying sh-ts” that usually comes out after eating chili. basically raisin sh-t.
t-rd=terd
terd=bobby
wow tommy is such a terd!
a “terd” is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one’s life.
he is such a terd!
what a little terd!
this a total terd!

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