tesco value
the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores
tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh-t
guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries… i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they’re tesco value, they suck
adjective. something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright
-mmm tesco value chicken soup
– yeah, it goes well with the tesco value film, the invisible man
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