Texas Oyster
the texas oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately -j-c-l-t- into one of the women’s eyes and direct the other female to suck the -j-c-l-t- out of there like an oyster.
i came in that tricks eye and made my bottom b-tch give her a texas oyster.
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