Testarded


the coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in cl-ss during a test.
also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
i missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez i am so testarded.
the condition where a person habitually is unable to partic-p-te in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.
“my husband bought me a frying pan for christmas so that i could make him omelets for breakfast. he is so testarded!”

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