Testes Satchel


a testes satchel is another way of sayin b-llb-g. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc
can u please remove dan’s testes satchel from your mouth joe you dirty teabagging h-m-.
a slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scr-t-m (ball sack). often used in a threat of being hit in the b-lls.
ted: man you really suck at wii.

ralphie: you better shut up, or i’ll give you a good whap to the testes satchel!

bob: why are you clutching your pants like that?

bill: my testes satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

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