Testiblast
a). the act of c-mming and tea bagging at the same time
b). when you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a w-nk from some b-tch.
c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.
a). don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick sh-t!
b). don- 98%, f-ck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid
c). don- dude are you ok?
bill- sh-t man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
don- …i’d be blown
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