rejuvenating weekend of cooking bbq at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, ufc on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn’t stop the good times.
thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, but it turned out that all i really needed was some texas fellowship.
- Texas Shoe-horn
the act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear i got toby in a tight texas shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.
when an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves. steve texts, “we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies 🙁 ” while texting, steve is actually making a sad facial expression. the act of steve texting a […]
- text 4 sex
it means you txt a person only when you want s-x “i only talk her when i text 4 s-x”
a textual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit text message episode through a series of text messages my phone was blowing up last night! i had a textcapade with three drunk chicks the act texting an entire conversation between two people. after me and my boyfriend’s lengthy “textcapade” last night, we are now officially broken […]
the godliest pker of battle.net feared for his very own version of tppk. his pk name aop-textgored also has a secret loot power if people use tppk. omg textgored owned me!! d-mn vexar!