Texas Hammer Stick
when you are having s-x with a girl and right before you c-m you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your d-ck causing her to become unconscious.
kyle: “so jake, how did your night go?”
jake: “great i gave her the texas hammer stick.”
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