Texas Whale
a landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness…a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.
mel gibson: i was in austin, texas the other day and i saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
brad pitt: thats not a human dude, thats a real life texas whale, the only reason there named texas whale’s though is because everything is bigger in texas.
mel: oh i see…so that fat -ss ho at the mall the other day was a texas whale too?
brad: yep…
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