Texonics


the texas dialect of the english language.

origin: i made it up.
ah’m a-fixin’ ta go down to th’ store ‘n git me a coldrank.

ya’ll eat yet?
naw…d’jew?

y’all better quit alla this whinin’ ‘n caterwaulin’ ’bout “president w”. ‘at-there’s mah hee-row!

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