text bestfriend
your besfriend over text but not real life.
oh man i was up until 3:00 am with my text bestfriend! she had the funniest story about a kangaroo ever!
gurl: -giggles looking on her phone-
boi: hey babe who are you texting?
gurl: oh my text besfriend jazzy! she’s the best!
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