Text Tension


the interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. most applicable in romantic relationships.
“jane” receives texts from her trainer two times each week. once on monday at 8:00 am, and thursday at 8:00 am. however, said trainer did not send the monday text – leaving “jane” clueless and confused. jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said…

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