an unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as i can not, or you have, repet-tion of sentences, stuff that doesn’t make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (and i have actually seen this) jackhole. most text worms only need to be responded with “ok” or “thanks” maybe even “wow”. if you want to p-ss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. if you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can’t hear the dings.
the text worm was long and angry, and it didn’t make any sense to me so i just said yes.
- mommy fetish
the gender-equivalent of a daddy fetish. a fetish in which one (usually a male) is s-xually aroused by being taken care of by a motherly figure. this does not mean he is attracted to his biological mother, or any actual family members. “i heard george has a mommy fetish… what a creep.”
- jeans so tight you can see loose change
your p-ssy shows through your pants jeans so tight you can see loose change
you had one job! only josh can prevent forest fires. d-mnit josh, yhoj
a democrat requiring retirement or removal, via election. amadigan is an example of a dinocrat.
also known as “mistake on the lake” algoma is a small–ss town located in wisconsin next to lake michigan. everyone there would rather f-ck there cousin than apply to college. if you have a full set of teeth then you are in the top 10% of most attractive people in town. more than likely you […]