textationship


when two people text endlessly, but neither make the effort to see or speak to eachother irl.
john is deep in the friendzone with hazel, they only speak over text so will never amount to a real relationship, just there own pointless textationship.
text relationship: a waste of time meaningless impersonal relationship usually involving one party who is cowardly and defers to text messaging for their communication.
we have a great textationship
a relationship based solely on texting. no phone conversations ever take place other than brief one sentence statements such as “i’m here, open the gate”.
wow, lauren and jason need to get out of their textationship!
a “relationship” in which the parties speak to each other mainly through texting.

this “relationship” will probally only last a few weeks at the most.

there is also little physical contact, and ‘face-to-face’ talking involved in these “relationships.”
kai: so i hear you and tom are in a relationship?!

audriana: i guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting…

kai: wait… so you mean it’s a textationship
a relationship that is predominately through texting.
even though we never get to see one another, our textationship keeps us close.
the state in which two people text/dm/im each other constantly yet never actually form a legitimate relationship. this can happen based on distance, family obligations, and other circ-mstances. also called bullcr-pping.
dude 1: hey man, i see you and dudette talk a lot. you guys serious?

dude 2: nah man, we just have a textationship
a relationship bound strictly to text messages with the absence of an actual physical connection, including but not limited to dates, s-x, etc. one may use pictures, facebook, or s-xts, but it is strictly a telephone based relationship.
my, that lad has been in a textationship with her for sometime now. do you think it will ever become at least facebook official? i know they talked about meeting at starbucks.

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