Texting your life away
a phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. it is like they are there but not there.
-while watching the hockey game-
ted: d-mn, sergio! you have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. you are texting your life away!
sergio: -silence as he is busy texting and didn’t even hear the comment-
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