The 99% Rule
the 99% rule shows that ninety percent of all the common words in the english language double as s-xually centered slang.
dave: “man, samantha is so weird! just a minute ago i taped her to get her attention, and for some reason she seemed really upset about-”
josh(pervert): wtf?! you tapped her?!”
dave: g-d are you such a pervert!”
~the 99% rule
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