textku
when someone types two words in a text and presses “send” before finishing what they meant to say. the result is a bunch of little two-word text messages.
he can’t send more than two words in a text without accidentally hitting the send b-tton. then he calls me while reviewing his texts to explain himself. he’s sending me textkus!
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