Textography

• Adverliement

  when an advertis-m-nt is too good to be true and when you get the thing they are selling you realize how cr-ppy it is. little timmy fell for the adverliement and now is stuck with a really sh-tty toy.

• my favorite store on the citadel

  “my favorite store on the citadel” is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue “i’m commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel” from m-ss effect 2. since shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless. in normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is: […]

• friendly cuddles

  cuddles with someone that isn’t a love interest. friendly cuddles follow these guidelines -clothed -no kisses -hands kept away from private parts -no feelings towards one another “yo man, britney and i totally hung out and we cuddled” “brad. she told me those were strictly friendly cuddles” “yeah man i know, but i still got […]

• jail wallet

  a jail wallet is what goes in your b-tt often in jail dude i just became the wallet jose went in i snuck the c-ke and meth in through my jail wallet.

• Russian Divingboard

  a lewd s-x act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid p–p onto the head of the male’s p-n-s. the partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said p-n-s super fast, being sure to pull their […]