thanks-taking


thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating… the genocide of indigenous people.
my friend peter jurich celebrates thanks-taking
the end of thanksgiving -when you see people leaving your house with food they didn’t bring.
mike: can’t wait til 8pm, it’ll officially be thankstaking and i have my eyes set on that left over pumpkin pie.

jon:what about your deviled eggs that n-body ate?

mike: i’m not an indian giver, bro.
what punks who break into your house while you and your roommates are home for the holiday celebrate every fourth thursday of each november. they break into your locked house, bust the locks on your doors, and steal your stuff while you enjoy turkey and spend time with your family, because you have one that actually cares about you and wants you to come home.
the roommates returned from their thanksgiving break only to find out that some hooligans broke in and celebrated thankstaking in their absence.

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