That Girl

females who are frequently drunk before 11 a.m.,

live off vodka and/or wine, have fake t-ts, have fake t-ts all your friends have seen, black out often, and will text like it’s their job.
-bro 1: ” i was at this bar last night and started talking to this girl, she started buying me shots and then took me back to her place.”

-bro 2: ” oh no way, that girl! she was showing everyone her t-ts at the bar last thursday!”
1)a female in any social situation that purposefully draws attention to herself, usually resulting in “that girl” being hated by the majority of females in the room
2)a female in an unintentional embar-ssing situation in a public place displayed for people to see
1) “that girl” is dancing on tables dude, what a b-n-r
2) oh my god, did you just see “that girl” eat sh-t on the ice?
1. a femal at a wedding or social gathering who is oblivious that she is making an -ss of herself and embar-ssing everyone who knows her.
rich brought “that girl” to jeff’s wedding. she got up and sang with the band, she was drunk and had no voice. a total wh-r-.
diamonds, daisies, snowflakes, that girl.
chestnuts, rainbows, springtime..
is that girl. she’s tinsel on a tree.
she’s everything that every girl should be.

sable, popcorn, white wine, that girl,
gingham, bluebirds, broadway.
she’s that girl!
she’s mine alone but luckily for you…
if you find a girl to love,
only one girl to love,
then she’ll be that girl too.

that girl!

basically a show that premiered on abc in 1966. starring marlo thomas, a girl named ann marie moves to new york to commence her modeling career. her boyfriend, don hollinger always wants to marry her, but she wants to be a liberated woman. in the season finale, instead of him finally proposing, they go to a woman’s lib rally. simply divine. -cry-

anyways, yeah. this show was so powerful, i ended up named after marlo thomas. woo and yay.
john: dude. she’s that girl.
henry: she’s tinsel on a tree?
john: she’s everything that every girl should be.
henry: that was really queer.
john: maybe we should lay off the nick at nite reruns.
henry: who can turn the world on with her smiiiilleeee..
john: wrong show -ssface.
“that girl” refers to any situation you don’t want to be in.
1. a girl who is overly obsessed with her boyfriend
2. a girl who blacks out at a party by 8:30
3. a sl-tty girl
etc.
1. they’ve only been dating three months, and she’s already become “that girl”. they spend every moment together.
2. she showed up and blacked out in the bathroom, it would suck to be “that girl”. luckily, i was “that girl” last night.
3. she’s messed around with seven guys this weekend, i never want to be “that girl”.
n. (usually in reference to a female, however can also be used in the description of a particulary chochy male)
“that girl” is usually found alone amongst a group of guys, clearly reluctant to the idea of her presence, such as the only girl at her boyfriend’s poker game, fully knowing that later her boyfriend will have to take sh-t from his friends for this. “that girl” can also be the girl wearing white at a sorority formal billed “all black.” “that girl” will typically order her salad dressing on the side and then send her steak back to be re-grilled. “that girl” usually lacks moral traits such as loyalty, which can in turn lead to multiple and silmultaneous boyfriends, who almost certainly have already slept with their bestfriend. “that girl” is not necessarily a phrase used to describe a sl-t, however characteristics of “that girl” usually go hand in hand with those of a sl-t.

“that girl” is typically attracted to, if not dating, a choch.
“that girl” will also resort to such desperate measures as liking her own facebook statuses or comments.
“come on now, don’t be ‘that girl'”
“dude, your so ‘that girl’ right now”
“quit playing dumb, your ‘that girl'”
“im not ‘that girl’ just cuz i have two boyfriends…”
“only ‘that girl’ would say that”
the girl everybody loves but n-body has the b-lls to ask out. not to be confused with the wh-r- who goes out with every other guy she sees, or the one who can’t say no. think taylor swift, puppies, and cupcakes with extra sprinkles.
guy1: hey see that girl over there
guy2: yeah that’s vannessa, she’s ‘that girl.’
guy1: i’m going too ask her out
guy2: -chuckle-
guy1: yeah your right… it’s not like i’m going to love her i’m just going to be a player and s-xt a ho 2 weeks into the relationship
guy2: exactly

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