the 69


similar to the runaround between two people. also used when forced to make a decision that has no good outcome. either way you’re f-cked.
paul: sharon said you have my keys.
james: i don’t have your keys. sharon has them.
paul: quit giving me the 69!

i work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. that’s the 69.

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