The Abomination
the abomination is created by combining a mcdonald’s double cheeseburger and a double quarter pounder. remove the bottom bun from the double cheese. then remove the bottom bun from the double quarter. slap them together meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. devour. repeat. remember to keep the shock paddles charged.
“how did jeff die?”
“he tried to eat the abomination. twice. i think he p–ped out his soul.”
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