the back door trots


discribes a person who has a severe dose of the sh-ts.
usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an -rs- like the j-panese flag. just a white patch with a big red dot.
f-ck me reg, i think i’ve got the back door trots, i have been sh-tting like a pony all morning, and my -rs- is now on f-cking fire.

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