The American Kid


an american boy aged 7-12 playing on xbox live, usually characterized by being nooby, naive and whiny.

due to several thousand such children having almost exactly the same accent and sounding the same, it is thought that they are in fact all the same child with tonnes of accounts…
“haha, i just pwned the american kid again”
“d-mn that kid should really get a life… or learn how to play”

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