The Antenna
the giant p-n-s of a black man named “mark mckenna”, also known as “jamal”. it is called “the antenna” because it is so big, it sticks up out of the ground. it is ever expanding, but as it stands, it is 84 miles high, and 12 miles thick. it is used as a tourist attraction, as a giant p-n-s that people have s-x with.
hey, i’m bored, wanna ride the antenna? sure!
something terrible to do to your buddy when he p-sses out early from drinking too much. you place your b-lls gently over the bridge of his nose, and let your w-ng the rest on his face pointing up his forehead making the affect of an “the antenna”. be sure to have another friend take a picture to show the victim in the morning. he’ll be p-ssed!
hey chris! dave p-ssed out again! quick, give him the antenna!
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