The Apex Nerd
the a-pex nerd
n.
the apex nerd is the deity of the nerds. he reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. the apex nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth (“the outworlders,” or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
head for the hills! it’s the apex nerd!
praise the nerd, the nerd of all the nerds, the one, the apex nerds. i hail to you, nerd of eternal light! -cries-
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