The Asian


is filipino. thinks he’s so fly, and can do what ever he wants. makes jokes all the time cause he thinks he’s funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. strengths: the best cod player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. best moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro’s. weaknesses: always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short… were waiting on that. fails: doesn’t do any ch-r-s, never wants to break a 20, can’t rap, and thinks brett farve will never retire. appearance: short, has a bowl cut, and asian of course!
brad: have you finished breeding pikachu with eevee?
peter: no, shut up i’m busy dueling with lickilicky.

anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well i’ll show him!
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian’s.
yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her the asian to make her shut up.

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