The Ass Rash Special


get 3 beers and get two willing female partic-p-nts. let them get “drunk”. tell all of you friends that you can’t drink because of islam, and tell the girls that you are “plastered and you want to experiment”. take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. proceed to fornicate.
“so did you here about ali baba last night? he met these two sl-ts and pulled the -ss rash special!”

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