The Asstric Bypass



the rapid thrusting of a p-n-s through the b-ttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. see also appalachian mundungus
the -sstric byp-ss is a good compromise because i love the booty, but she doesn’t want to do -n-l.

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