The Asymptote
the asymptote is a s-xual maneuver wherein the object is to get as close to the v-g-n-/-n-s without actually entering.
it is a difficult position, though, as approaching the event horizon may result in pr-j-c-l-t–n.
the easiest way to preform the asymptote is to, every few seconds or so (depending on how quickly you want to approach), move the tip of the p-n-s half the remaining distance closer.
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