The Atkinson
the atkinson is a move performed by a male in order to f-ck a female. the first step requires a female to be invited round to the male’s house. the second step is to ask what to do, then suggest an animated comedy such as shrek. the film has to have limiting distracting powers which therefore leads to phallus insertion (s-x, you muppet).
guy 1: hey, i have emma coming round tonight and i don’t know what we will do
guy 2: thats simple just pull the atkinson
guy 1: good call
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