The Awkward Rock
p-ssed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social inept-tude upon the lucky few. the awkward rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form… although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from sp-ce, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a t-tan’s sneeze, during the dawn of the world. either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the awkward rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.
sally could only look on in horror as austin stumbled and b-mbled over compliment and innuendo alike. no! she did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. no! she knew what austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
…yes deep down, sally knew that something mysterious, something… awkward was afoot.
the awkward rock.
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