The Bacon Hammock
the act of s-x when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an x formation.
loren: how’s your relationship going? you still bored?
arian: tsh, naw, man. i was with her last night and she was my bacon hammock for the night, brah.
loren: you did the bacon hammock?? awesome! i’ve always wanted to try that.
arian: you should, dude, it’s totally relaxing because i can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
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