The Belgian Gift
the fact that belgian’s have larger p-n-ses than many european nations.
guy at bar: “hey babe you know i have the belgian gift?
girl at bar: “really, you’re coming home with me tonight!”
the rumor that belgians are extremely well endowed. largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. the average size for a male’s p-n-s worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.
see also the unfortunate irish curse.
girl 1: “i hear jacques has the belgian gift.”
girl 2: “yea i know, i hear its over 10in long!”
belgian’s have large d-cks. also known as the belgian frite and the belgian endownment. also the reason the french hate us.
person- i am belgian. my p-n-s is 8.5in long.
person two- oh you must have the belgian gift!
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