The Bellows
colloquial name given to the giant sculpture of praying hands located at the entrance of oral roberts university’s campus in tulsa, oklahoma by the university’s students and detractors alike. the moniker references a particularly lewd s-xual act.
on our way to watch the golden eagles play, we stopped by the bellows.
yet another act designed to share noxious b-tt gas (flatulence) with one’s significant other (so). it is comprised of multiple steps.
1) while your so is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
2) let one go. silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
3) slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
4) let your foot drop. if done properly, “the bellows” should give your so a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
note: punches in the arm as well as the well earned t-tle of “you -sshole” are a likely result
this was inspired by the dutch oven
i gave my wife the bellows last night. that’s how her eyebrows got singed.
the act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an -n-s or v-g-n-,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.this motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.
i gave her the bellows for a treat last night.being that she loves all forms of s-xual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and i obliged.
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