The Ben Baldwin
when your sh-ggin a rlly fat obese individual, you shout clingon and then when they turn round your werin a clingon mask then punch her and chuck her out the window and see if she flies like a startrek ship whilst hummin the star trek tune.
yo i gave dat b-tch the ben baldwin last nite! she woke up in a pile of sh-t!
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