The Benjamin Button Effect
when an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.
most common amongst teenage girls.
laura in 2007: i think i’m gonna stay home and study for the test next week
laura in 2008: i don’t give a sh-t about school, let’s go out and get wasted!
laura in 2009: wohoo, let’s go to disneyland!
guy 1: d-mn. it seems like laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
guy 2: yeah. it’s the benjamin b-tton effect
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