The Bills


having a case of “the bills” signifies a particularly low point in ones life. common symptoms of having “the bills” include: losing/not having a job, long periods of unemployment, not having health insurance, cooler siblings, large nose, and so on. the bills is also similar to having “the minus blues”
yo man, i ain’t got no job. ain’t never had no job. ain’t got no health insurance. my schnoz is large and my brother is pretty cool. i got the bills, real bad.
the-bill is a s-xual position in which one person inserts a fist into the -n-s and inserts the other fist into the mouth and lifts the other person over their head shouting “the-bill!”
my mother wouldnt cooperate so i gave her the-bill.
grilled chicken sandwich
“yo man what are you going to order?” , “dude i am going to stick with the ‘bill’.”

“the ‘bill’ was bomb brotha.”
to t-tty-f-ck a girl so hard that your p-n-s bruises her underneath her chin.
that b-tch had huge t-ts and wouldn’t shut up, so i gave her the bill.

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