The Black Cauldron
this may be one of disney’s weaker films, but it is certainly far from worse. based on lloyd alexander’s “chronicles of prydain” book series, “the black cauldron” takes a major turn in style for disney movies by having dark colors, no songs, and even some really scary imagry that it caused it to be the company’s first pg rated film. in fact a lot had to be cut because they thought that it might get a pg-13 or r rating. the film might’ve been a box office failure and it’s a movie disney says their ashamed of, but the fact that it has developed a cult following shows that it has something to like in it. check it out, and see what you like
person 1: “you’ve ever seen ‘the black cauldron’? i hear it’s disney’s worst film”
person 2: “i wouldn’t be so sure on that. i’ve seen it, and to be fair it’s not that bad. there’s enough scenes that make it entertaining, including john hurt as the awesome villain.”
the worst disney movie ever made.
person #1: what are you up to?
person #2: just about to watch the black cauldron
person #1: noooooo!
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