The Farmer


a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
jim is quite the farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. some say the greatest farmer of all time
the farmer is when a man c-ms into a woman’s b-tthole and presses her checks together while the c-m slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.
that man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like hillary clinton.

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