the blackwall beauty
the blackwall beauty is when you apply the cl-ssic “black face,” strip down, and face a wall while pleasuring yourself; at the same time, you will have a homeless person apply pressure to your windpipe using the cl-ssic nautical knot, the blackwall hitch. when you reach the point of climax, the homeless person will then proceed to swing a harpoon caught swordfish into the back of your head, resulting in an imprint on the wall. the remaining imprint is commonly known as the “blackwall beauty.”
who had the upstairs banquet last night? the cleaning crew can’t get the blackwall beauty off the wall and needs to know if the face paint was oil based.
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