the canary islands


the best islands in the world, theyre found off the coast of africa, and are filled with peacefull, civilised great spaniards, but there are lots of b-gg-red british chavs, so be warned.
“hey, have you been to the canary islands? its the best islands in the world! the brits wanted the island because their islands were already filthy with irishmen!”

“yeah but now its filled with the worst british tourists ever, especially the ones from the black country.”

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